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எலி : Why is it called a ‘building’ when it is already built?
Bils : while they r building it they call it as building....so address,documents எல்லாத்துலயும் அப்பிடியே இருக்கும்...திடீர்னு built நு மாத்துன.....letter வராது,v cant trace the address...documents ல எல்லாத்தையும் மாத்தனும்...so building நே வெச்சுட்டாங்க....
எலி : Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?
Bils : அது nest ல தான தூங்குது...எப்பிடி கீழே விழும்....nest ல தான விழும்....
எலி : நின்னுட்டே தூன்குணா? (என்னை மடக்க try பண்ணரான்கலாம்....நான் தான் bend ஆக மாட்டேனே)
Bils : விழாது,....tats y its a bird v r humans...
எலி : If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?
Bils : pass...நான் BE...MBBS இல்லை...next... (phew....எவளவு கஷ்டம்)
எலி : If you’re traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
Bils : light speed ல போறதால.....light கூடயே நாமளும் போவோம்....suppose opp la wall இருக்குனா light wall அடிக்குரப்போ நம்மளும் போய் மோதிருவோம்...so sad... :(
எலி : Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can’t go that fast on any road?
Bils : ஒரு effect thaan...நான் jail கு போறேன் jail கு போறேன் jail கு போறேங்கறமாதிரி...என் car உம் 150 160 எல்லாம் போகும்னு effect அ போட்டுக்க வேண்டியது தான்...நாய் எதுக்கு car தொறத்துது..எப்படியும் அது நால ஒன்னும் பண்ண முடியாது...அது மாதிரி தான்....
எலி : happa billu நீங்க எங்கயோ இருக்கவேண்டியவங்க... தப்பி இங்க வந்துட்டீங்க
Bils : எனக்கு இந்த புகழ்ச்சியே புடிக்காது....
எலி : வேற என்ன புடிக்கும்
Bils : hmmmm.....ice water குடிச்சா...அதுவும் climate dull அ இருந்தா.....cold புடிக்கும்....
எலி : oh....அப்போ ice cold juice குடிச்சா....
Bils அப்போ குடிக்கரப்போ சொல்றேன்......இப்போ குடிச்சா ஒன்னும் ஆகாது...
எலி : விட்டரலாம் billu....முடியல...
Bils : நான் உன்ன புடிக்கவே இல்லையே....எப்படி விடறது...
எலி கெஞ்சி கதறி கேட்டுகொண்டதால் இத்துடன் முடித்துக்கொண்டேன்...
Me and ma friend were having a friendly chat....திடீர்னு நான் ஒரு மொக்க போட்டேன்....
அப்பிடி அவளும் என் மூக்கை வெட்ட நினைக்க நானும் விடாமல் மொக்கை போட....
அது தான் இது....
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Wednesday, October 6, 2010
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Kinda Bommarillu (a) Santhosh Subramaniam
U: "Am gonna study today.....i've to improve ma grades"
Prof: "இன்னைகவது படி டா....."
U: "Dailyஉம் வீட்டுக்கு lateஆ போறோம்...இன்னைக்கு சீகரம் போகணும்"
Dad: "எப்போ பாத்தாலும் 11 மணி 12 மணிக்கு வரது.....சீகரம் வந்து பழகு .."
U: "இல்ல மச்சி...காசு இல்ல...நீங்க போயிட்டு வாங்க...ll catch up wit u next time"
Mom: "என்ன saturday movie and dinner ah......hmmmmmmmmm(big sigh)......"

I know i've exargerrated few instances happened in most of em's life.......atleast something closer to it wud ve happened.....U take a decision or plan to do something...not necessarily ur parents, ur relatives, frenz..anyone for tat matter...someone comes and tells u the same....wen v do it they think ly its coz of em v did it...... The ly thing tat makes me get frustrated....
I think now and then abt tis topic but either wud feel lazy or think such a waste of time....wats gonna happen.....but today a couple of things happened which made me go to the peak of frustration.....Felt like pampered to the core.....I've grown up.....I guess i ve.....completed a degree,working for almost a month now....and lot more mental growths too.....
I donno how many of u get wat i say......coz today was 1 of the most important of ma life......had plans abt it long ago.....wen they said u do tis...and finally ma mom came in and said do tis...its gud.....ya...ma mind knows they donno wat i think and say everythin for our wellbeing.....points taken....but i definitely feel pampered at many instances....i donno how many of u still feel somethin kinda these things....
Lot of small to bigger examples to quote......but the thing is ly a few came to ma mind.....i jus feel tat y dont they get tat v ve reached a time were v ve to b on our own...... Actually the thing i thought today was somethin frm ma heart so wen they said the same to do it.....wen i do it......it jus bcums as a task accomplished...not as the one i really felt,meant to do frm ma heart......
I need ur feedbacks means comments.....the things i expect to hear is like 'u have to understand em more,yes u r not grown up,ya i ve been thro somethings like tat..if possible some instances like coz i believe am not alone.......now i ve to think an alternative b4 anyone says tat too........
Prof: "இன்னைகவது படி டா....."
U: "Dailyஉம் வீட்டுக்கு lateஆ போறோம்...இன்னைக்கு சீகரம் போகணும்"
Dad: "எப்போ பாத்தாலும் 11 மணி 12 மணிக்கு வரது.....சீகரம் வந்து பழகு .."
U: "இல்ல மச்சி...காசு இல்ல...நீங்க போயிட்டு வாங்க...ll catch up wit u next time"
Mom: "என்ன saturday movie and dinner ah......hmmmmmmmmm(big sigh)......"

I know i've exargerrated few instances happened in most of em's life.......atleast something closer to it wud ve happened.....U take a decision or plan to do something...not necessarily ur parents, ur relatives, frenz..anyone for tat matter...someone comes and tells u the same....wen v do it they think ly its coz of em v did it...... The ly thing tat makes me get frustrated....
I think now and then abt tis topic but either wud feel lazy or think such a waste of time....wats gonna happen.....but today a couple of things happened which made me go to the peak of frustration.....Felt like pampered to the core.....I've grown up.....I guess i ve.....completed a degree,working for almost a month now....and lot more mental growths too.....
I donno how many of u get wat i say......coz today was 1 of the most important of ma life......had plans abt it long ago.....wen they said u do tis...and finally ma mom came in and said do tis...its gud.....ya...ma mind knows they donno wat i think and say everythin for our wellbeing.....points taken....but i definitely feel pampered at many instances....i donno how many of u still feel somethin kinda these things....
Lot of small to bigger examples to quote......but the thing is ly a few came to ma mind.....i jus feel tat y dont they get tat v ve reached a time were v ve to b on our own...... Actually the thing i thought today was somethin frm ma heart so wen they said the same to do it.....wen i do it......it jus bcums as a task accomplished...not as the one i really felt,meant to do frm ma heart......
I need ur feedbacks means comments.....the things i expect to hear is like 'u have to understand em more,yes u r not grown up,ya i ve been thro somethings like tat..if possible some instances like coz i believe am not alone.......now i ve to think an alternative b4 anyone says tat too........
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